I can't quite figure out of that article is real or not, but I certainly hope not.
That reminds me of an article in The Onion about a couple who waited until they were married to "share their love". Basically the entire article went on to describe how awkward and unsatisfying the sex was. Even though it's from The Onion, there is a lesson to be learned there. You never buy a car without kicking the tires first, do you?
