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Reading back through these, I have a "Burger Wapper of Turin" crinkling softly in the back of my noggin.
"Yea, though they ground him, pressed him, seared him upon a grill of hot iron. Though they tortured him with molten cheese, humiliated him with condiments, pelted him with fresh and tasty vegetable, and locked him between two bready buns. Though they wrapped him in an environmetally friendly shroud of recycled paper and imprisoned him on a shelf under hot red lights, cheek by jowl with lowly potatoes, verily he rose again to defeat your hunger!"
Giant Hamburger Fried for your sins!
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Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns.
Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
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