I'm a avid cuddler... with my husband... and this is odd.
Clearly, these people had a lack of slumber parties in their youths. Maybe this is a form of a support group for the cuddle-n-blue-ball deprived. They should get a big pillow as their podium to announce their names and addiction to cuddling. They could pass the pillow for permission to speak. Maybe later, they could play telephone. Oh, and make sure to freeze the underwear of the first person to fall asleep!!
