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To get in the door, you need $25 to $35 (it's a sliding scale) and a pair of pyjamas. The host takes care of music (Moorcroft avoids New Age), provides cushions and blankets and snacks. After that, people just flop around and do (almost) anything they want to do, and (almost) whatever others will let them.
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So....I pay you $25-35 to let me roll around on your floor and sexually frustrate myself with a group of strangers??? And you throw in music, pillows AND snacks?
Wow...well, sign me up, bubby.
But do I need any special qualifications to host a cuddle party, my cuddle friends?
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Cuddle Caddies assist the Cuddle Lifeguards. Their job is to help out, by checking people in, answering questions and backing up the Lifeguard. They too are trained, but their training isn't as intense or long as the certification to become a Cuddle Lifeguard. Think of Cuddle Caddies as the flannel sidekicks of the Cuddle Party Dynamic Duo.
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Long and intense training? To watch folks writhe on the floor to music? Am I missing something here...?
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FEES: Training fees are $650 if you submit your application by the early registration date, or $700 for regular registration. This includes a non-refundable application fee of $100 ($50 for early registration), all training and materials fees, and lunch and snacks for all training days.
UPCOMING TRAINING DATES: September 23-25 in New York City.
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Oh yeah...well, obviously you need a 'Cuddle Lifeguard' and they'd be happy to train you for $650 and two days of your time.