I already have a love potion.
/ Ben shoots his cuffs
Its called me, baby. I am burdened with the rare ability to make all people around me to love and worship me. You guys on TFP are lucky this is only an online thing, because if I was to show up at a meet like the Rochester one, it would be game over.
As a weird side-effect, it also makes me incredibly satirical and humble. Go figure.
