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Originally Posted by Daoust
This is classic! I come from an evangelical background as well, and although I never heard someone explain it like that ( we were told that basically everything after holding hands was unacceptable before marriage) I think it's hilarious. I'm going to use that on my wife tonight.
"Honey, enough of the peaches, I want an alfalfa kiss!"
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Yep, good stuff. Alll-fallll-fa... lots of tongue usage there.
I'm glad someone else came from that same crazy background and knows what I'm talking about. I don't mean any disrespect to people who still believe in waiting till marriage to kiss, but DAAAMN I am glad that I didn't go with that opinion for too long! Just wasn't for me.