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Old 08-09-2005, 10:39 PM   #1 (permalink)
Sleepyjack
Fast'n'Bulbous
 
Location: Australia, Perth
Assorted Wordplays

Just wondering if anyone knows of other similar wordplay jokes like this, with substituing letters for humours results
If so, feel free to add them

What's the difference between a mountain goat and a goldfish?
The goldfish mucks about the fountain, the goat...

What's the difference between the pope and a woman in a bath?
One has got hope in the soul, the other has soap in the...

Difference between a magician's wand and a policeman's baton?
Once is for cunning stunts, the other is for stunning...

What is the difference between a circus and a group of blondes?
At the circus you'll find a cunning array of stunts, the blondes you'll find a...

What's the difference between a maid and a prostitute?
The maid is fair and buxom, the prostitue...
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