Aside from some of the great ones mentioned here (unplug the controller a bit, talk about the other guy's mom/girlfriend/dog) I knew a guy who would tell the grossest stories to knock the other's off their game.
He'd tell us about his last bowel movement, wiping his ass and finding corn even though he hadn't had corn in a week. Various body functions or stories about finding something odd on his body and asking if we'd take a look. He was just a very big, very gross 10 year-old trapped in a 17 year-olds body.
Another guy I knew would make up Harlequin romance type stories about whoever he was trying to kill and...well, everybody else or make up new (usually quite suggestive) lyrics to songs and share them.
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