Beating Friends at Video games
Ok, so I'm working on this column sort of thing for my website, because I thought it might be fun.
It's called "101 Ways To Beat your firends at Video Games"
Basically, I'm looking to make it a humourous sort of piece, so all things are welcome, and of course serious suggestions are allowed as well. Bottom line is, there's no way in hell i could build such a list on my own, and even if i did, I'm sure it will be funnier if I get input from multiple places, so i'm trying to throw the idea around a few places I post at.
Obviously I won't use all of them exactly as they are posted here, but if you guys want credit by name, I could probably give it, particuarly if you ask nicely because I'm friendly like that.
So yeah...ready go.
I always figured the best way is to turn the game into some form of drinking game, then hold liquor better than them. You start taking shots for ever turnover in a game of madden, shit gets really intresting.
Throwing Cheetos works
As does soliticing his/her girlfriend for sexual favors during gameplay.
k, Your turn.
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