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3am
Drunk - "Hey Babe, what you doin?"
Girl - "Nothing. Goin' to bed."
D - "Really? I was hopin you wanted to get together. I could stop by and hang out."
G - "Who is this?"
D - "Girl, you know who this is."
G - "Is this Johnny?"
D - "No, this is Franky."
G - "Who?"
D - "You know... from the other night. I was with Ray-Ray... had on the New Order shirt."
G - "Oh yeah... what do you want?"
D - "Well, I was just thinking... We never got to hang out that night cause you were... you know... on the rag... "
G - "What? I wasn't on the rag ma'fucker. I just didn't want to talk to you."
D - "Bitch you gave me your fuckin' number."
G - "Oh, the Franky from Tuesday not Thursday."
D - "Slut"
Click.
Next Night. 1am
Drunk - "What's up babe?"
Girl - "Who is this?"
D - "Franky from last night. I was hoping we could still hook up tonight. I'm near your house."
Click
D - "Bitch."
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