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Fedexing it is the best way to go. I know people who load and unload luggage from planes and frankly, they don't give a living fuck as to whether or not the content of the package is gonna survive the tossing onto and off the plane.

Fedex has strict policy on how its employee treats the package and they will even raise hell if they find out if I threw a tiny package across the room because I didn't feel like going the distance to put it there.

Be sure to stick a billion fragile sticker all over it.

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