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Tophat prefers that the women he dates do not shave, because while growing up he had a particular fondness for an Aunt, (who wasn't really an Aunt, but they called her Aunt anyway, Aunt Mildred) who grew a full length beard and kept it until the day she died in a freak accident while spelunking.
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I have faith in a few things - divinity and grace
But even when I'm on my knees I know the devil preys
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