Nope
I was on my way to the company gala. The convention center had a security check point. I didn't think it'd be necisary at a black tie event. Oh well. The metal detectors were set rather low that day. Loose change or cell phones weren't setting it off. It's my turn to walk through, "Beeeeeeep.". The gal runs the wand over me, something in the left coat pocket of my coat. It's my first time wearing it. Was something left in the pockets that I didn't notice?! I reach in and realize that I had put that there in the morning. Didn't think it would set off the scanner.
It was a condom 
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"I don't know that I ever wanted greatness, on its own. It seems rather like wanting to be an engineer, rather than wanting to design something - or wanting to be a writer, rather than wanting to write. It should be a by-product, not a thing in itself. Otherwise, it's just an ego trip."
Roger Zelazny
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