Stiltzkin

I gave up. I installed Apache and am in the process of making the switch to PHP. Why is it such a pain in the neck to do anything cool under Windows?

EDIT: Wow... I'm impressed with PHP so far. I just made a test script in PHP and it worked. Funny how something so simple can really make a person's day ('cause this sure as heck made my day). Doesn't look like I'll ever be turning back to ASP again...