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Look, what is the big fucking deal. To a point, a bigger woman is better. Jesus Haploid Fucking Christ! Would you rather look like the Olsen Twins or Lynda Carter in her Wonder Woman Days? There is nothing wrong with carrying some lovely fucking flesh around. You can't fucking jiggle without it.
So have a fucking sandwich already! Celerey is for fucking rabbits and marinating roast fucking beef. It is not fucking food! Since when did garnish become the only fucking thing on the plate? Since when did these forceful, brilliant fucking women around here start getting their Idea of the ideal of fucking femininity from a fucking magazine that spends 20 stories telling them that the only way to attract a man is to diet down until they're fucking leather on a wire frame, and then two more on why men are shits?
Atkin is fucking bankrupt. There is a good fucking reason for this!
Big + Women = Fucking Awesome in my book. Live it, Love it, fucking Be it.
// fucking rant
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