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A friend emailed me this one and it is so perfectly aweful that I had to share it.
"As Cuthbert and Mildred performed the timeless intro to life's grand gavotte,
the noise of their excess flesh flapping reminded poor Norman, trapped beneath
their straining bed, of nothing so much as the waves slapping against his
little dinghy. And the squelching sounds made him think of his daily journey
from the dinghy to shore. Altogether he was feeling quite seasick by the time
the tide came in for the labouring couple."
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"You can't ignore politics, no matter how much you'd like to." Molly Ivins - 1944-2007
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