In the corner
of the living room
she sits quietly, alone,
and just by looking at her
one might dare assume
that she isn't worth a shit.
By chance, to someone she's a hottie
though she looks kinda naughty
but hey, now, she could be nice
I'm not sure if that will suffice
usually only for some loser
the kind with no balls
to even talk to her...
Enter, "Stage Right", the Typical Asshole
You know the type
The Wham-Bam-Don't-Give-A-Damn
That's right, you know the type
The Jerk, The Real Loser
The one who will charm her
then harm her in some way...
Wish I had a girl like her...
If only I could get her to go for a guy like me...
What'd I give to be an Asshole.
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For example, I find that a lot of college girls are barbie doll carbon copies with few differences...Sadly, they're dumb, ditzy, immature, snotty, fake, or they are the gravitational center to orbiting drama. - Amnesia620
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