I'm an attorney. Let's say Florence came into my office and the following conversation took place:
F: My grandson has GTA:SA. He's 14 and I want to sue.
AVOR: How did he get it?
F: I bought it for him.
AVOR: Any idea what that letter "M" means?
F: No.
AVOR: It means you need to pay me Money for this consultation, and be More careful next time you buy things for your spawn's spawn. Have a nice day.
Where I'm not too clear here is how she got a lawyer to take this; if by the hour, she's an idiot beyond what we've already established (and to be fair, my mother-in-law is 83, and could make a mistake like that if one of her grandkids asked for something). If on a percentage of the take, then the lawyer's an idiot. Take Two will have to fight this tooth and nail to discourage other such claims.
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AVOR
A Voice Of Reason, not necessarily the ONLY one.
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