Napoleon Dynamite. It's not a bad movie, per se, it's just really over-rated and and over-played. Everybody's got to love it, and if they don't, then there's something wrong with them.
Get over it.
Kill Bill 1 & 2 - Not all that great. Quite dry, in fact. And I can't stand Michael Madsen. As an actor, his acting makes me want to gouge out my own eyes.
Vanilla Sky - The ending was a sheer cop-out. "Oooh, look at me, ooh, the other way, what's going on? Oh no! I'm being deep. Look at me. I'm so deep you can't even see me, that's how deep I am." Sadly bizarre, pointless movie. More dissapointing because I generally like Cameron Crowe. But "Vanilla Sky" was just shit.
Grease/Phantom of the Opera -
Hmm.
MUSICAL THEATRE IS DEAD! AND YOU KILLED IT! ASSHOLES!
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Words of Wisdom:
If you could really get to know someone and know that they weren't lying to you, then you would know the world was real. Because you could agree on things, you could compare notes. That must be why people get married or make Art. So they'll be able to really know something and not go insane.
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