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do there seem to be an inordinate amount of lefties here?
what does that say about our tfp population?
or is it just lefties who chose to respond?
i am mostly righty.
exceptions: eating
& baseball, where i am a switch hitter.
and yes, it's only in baseball... nowhere else, gutter brain.
no i do not "kick with the other foot"
or any other euphamism.
ok, i don't fence,
but i can't believe no one brought up The Princess Bride...
this from IMDB:
[Fencing]
Inigo Montoya: You are wonderful.
Man in Black: Thank you; I've worked hard to become so.
Inigo Montoya: I admit it, you are better than I am.
Man in Black: Then why are you smiling?
Inigo Montoya: Because I know something you don't know.
Man in Black: And what is that?
Inigo Montoya: I... am not left-handed.
[Moves his sword to his right hand and gains an advantage]
Man in Black: You are amazing.
Inigo Montoya: I ought to be, after 20 years.
Man in Black: Oh, there's something I ought to tell you.
Inigo Montoya: Tell me.
Man in Black: I'm not left-handed either.
[Moves his sword to his right hand and regains his advantage]
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xoxo
doodle
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