Foetal tumour. The abortion which led to your creation was the foulest act of a known sodomite. Worse than the ten thousand coprophilic hells he left your pustulent, fetid father in, the greater part of what passes for good in you ran down the crack in your mother's pimpled, shuddering Ass and was absorbed by the straw floor which all pigs such as she call their home.
Damn... I'm creative when I'm angry
