Attention TFP!
It should be noted that while we were in Rochester this weekend and visiting the George Eastman House we visited the Edward Weston exhibit. At one point ShaniFaye let out with a gasp, "Oh my God, It's Giant Hamburger"...
Sure enough, our giant meaty friend had left his mark in anticipation of our attendance... Seeing as this picture was taken many years ago, and he doesn't look any older today, I present this as further proof of his immortality...
The fact that Christ has left his imprint in the stone above only adds to the mystery (could it be that his leaking ketchup is just a manifestation of stigmata?)
The mind boggles.