Diamonds = slave labor, no diamonds for me, thanks.
Plus, who decided diamonds were rare and precious anyway? Everytime I see a DeBeers ad, I want to puke.
Oh, and about the heirloom diamond- I don't have a problem with those, because there's way more meaning behind those than some dinky diamond bought at Friedman's.
Don't ever be a jeweler- it'll ruin you for ANYONE'S jewelry

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Sage knows our mythic history, King Arthur's and Sir Caradoc's
She answers hard acrostics, has a pretty taste for paradox
She quotes in elegiacs all the crimes of Heliogabalus
In conics she can floor peculiarities parabolous
-C'hi