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Im only on page 3 and dont have all night to read all of these so I hope mine has not been already posted.
Johnny and his parents just moved from Alabama to New York and Johnny is going into the 3rd grade. On the first day of school Johnny's teacher asks the kids to count to 100. None of the kids could do it but Johnny not only counted to 100 but all the way to 1000. He rushed home and told his dad. "I counted all the way to 1000 today in class and none of the other students could do it. Why is that?" His dad replied, "Well you're so smart because you're from Alabama."
The 2nd day of school the teacher asked the kids to recite the alphabet. None of the kids could get past K but Johnny made it all the way to the end. After school he ran home and told his dad, "Dad I made it through the whole alphabet and none of the other students could get past K! Why is that?" His dad replied, "Well you're so smart because you're from Alabama."
On the 3rd day of school Johnny just finished Gym class and he and his classmates were in the locker room showering. Johnny looked around and noticed that his penis was so much larger than anyone else in his class. He ran home and told his dad, "Hey dad! After gym today the guys were taking a shower in the locker room and I noticed that I was so much bigger than they were! Why is that?" His dad replied, "Thats because your 21."
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