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Threw a steak knife into a wall, the blade stuck in so I won the bet: a cheeseburger.
Asked a girl that I liked why she would want to look like a whore by wearing so much makeup. At the time it seemed to me like I was being helpful.
Cousin and I tried to order a "Big Mac with extra pickles and no bun in the middle".
Shot the glass front door to a K-mart with a BB gun (they were closed).
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If puns were sausages, this would be the wurst.
Last edited by vermin; 07-22-2005 at 07:44 PM..
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