Come and Get Me
My brother dropped off his wife at the hairstylist and she was supposed to call me when she was ready to be picked up. She must have dialed a wrong number, she reported later.
She called, and a man said "Hello," to which she cheerfully said,
"Come and get me!"
The man said, "Are you sure? This is Mitchell's funeral home."
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