In order to cure you of your homosexuality, we're going to send you to a camp full of other homosexuals in your age group. This camp will also probably be staffed with a large amount of closeted homosexuals. We trust you to not fall in love with eachother or fuck eachother out of your love for our twisted interpretation of god. Oh yeah, and football games are mandatory, it's funny, but it seems like everyone wants to play either center or quarterback. hmmm...
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