Probably not jackin'.. ever tried to jack with shorts still on? It's ridiculously futile... unless the elastic is REALLY elastic. He probably just fell asleep with his hand down his pants (it's warm, after all) and now gets to be immortalized as the "perv" by all his friends 
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