This is entirely random, but it cracked me up as a WoW player:
Harry Potter for Roleplayers -
Level 1 wizard get's invited into a guild, lots of help from the level 60 guild leader. Level 55 warlock's got serious PVP on his mind, wants to take down the level 1, but is stuck in the spirit world. Keeps trying to reach his body but it's camped. Hilarity ensues.
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I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, "I'm going to mop the floor with your face." I said, "You'll be sorry." He said, "Oh, yeah? Why?" I said, "Well, you won't be able to get into the corners very well."
Emo Philips
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