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ObieX · 07-16-2005, 05:02 PM

I'm tired of all these automobiles. I think it's about time to get some legislation to get rid of them. I'm tired of breathing all the air pollution. I'm tired of all the noise pollution.. all "vroom vroom" when I'm tryin to sleep.. i mean fuck. And all those automobiles are a huge fucking hit on my wallet and this economy. Why should *i* have to pay taxes to pay for all these roads? and road repairs (more noise pollution) and of course those stop lights and traffic signs don't grow on trees. No automobiles would result in less war, no more having to invade some arab nation to get at that oil. Tired of all those drunk drivers, and reports of deaths from accidents? Me too, yet I still hear them every day, and it's only taking lives and jacking up the price of my health insurance AND auto insurance (which we won't need to pay for if my anti-auto legislation goes through). Sure there may be some loss to jobs in the auto industry.. but fuck em! All they want is our money! I can't turn on a tv or radio w/o being pounded with ad after ad for car dealerships, used car salesmen all yap yap yap I don't care about your 0% financing. I could imagine all you guys sitting in a board room somewhere thinking about ways you can increase your sales to the "african-american" community by adding a "pimped out" package with rims and chromies and a "kickin" sound system. In fact, we will be making commercials about stuff like that.. we're thinking about naming them "fair enough" or something like that....

Sure some people may complain, i mean, people gotta get around, right? Oh well, fuck em! It doesn't say you have the freedom to drive in the constitution anywhere, in fact lemme skim it again just to make sure.. reading.. reading... reading.. NOPE no cars, sorry! But look on the bright side. All the lives that will be saved that would have been lost to drunk drivers, or stoned drivers pulling out of a fast food drive-throughs, and all those people that would have hit that pothole wrong while going 70 and sail into on-coming traffic. Imagine all that money you'll save on things like taxes, and gas, and insurance, and repairs.. new shocks? new brakes? oil? windshield wiper fluid? Fuck that! No more wars for oil.. no more smog choking and poisoning everyone and everything... we can finally close that hole in the O-Zone layer. (well not really.. but i'll tell you that to get your vote!)

With your help, we can begin saving lives today!
Vote ObieX!

07-16-2005, 05:02 PM	#35 (permalink)
ObieX Pickles Location: Shirt and Pants (NJ)	I'm tired of all these automobiles. I think it's about time to get some legislation to get rid of them. I'm tired of breathing all the air pollution. I'm tired of all the noise pollution.. all "vroom vroom" when I'm tryin to sleep.. i mean fuck. And all those automobiles are a huge fucking hit on my wallet and this economy. Why should i have to pay taxes to pay for all these roads? and road repairs (more noise pollution) and of course those stop lights and traffic signs don't grow on trees. No automobiles would result in less war, no more having to invade some arab nation to get at that oil. Tired of all those drunk drivers, and reports of deaths from accidents? Me too, yet I still hear them every day, and it's only taking lives and jacking up the price of my health insurance AND auto insurance (which we won't need to pay for if my anti-auto legislation goes through). Sure there may be some loss to jobs in the auto industry.. but fuck em! All they want is our money! I can't turn on a tv or radio w/o being pounded with ad after ad for car dealerships, used car salesmen all yap yap yap I don't care about your 0% financing. I could imagine all you guys sitting in a board room somewhere thinking about ways you can increase your sales to the "african-american" community by adding a "pimped out" package with rims and chromies and a "kickin" sound system. In fact, we will be making commercials about stuff like that.. we're thinking about naming them "fair enough" or something like that.... Sure some people may complain, i mean, people gotta get around, right? Oh well, fuck em! It doesn't say you have the freedom to drive in the constitution anywhere, in fact lemme skim it again just to make sure.. reading.. reading... reading.. NOPE no cars, sorry! But look on the bright side. All the lives that will be saved that would have been lost to drunk drivers, or stoned drivers pulling out of a fast food drive-throughs, and all those people that would have hit that pothole wrong while going 70 and sail into on-coming traffic. Imagine all that money you'll save on things like taxes, and gas, and insurance, and repairs.. new shocks? new brakes? oil? windshield wiper fluid? Fuck that! No more wars for oil.. no more smog choking and poisoning everyone and everything... we can finally close that hole in the O-Zone layer. (well not really.. but i'll tell you that to get your vote!) With your help, we can begin saving lives today! Vote ObieX! __________________ We Must Dissent.