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Well one time I got off of school for my lunch break and i met this girl at my house that i had dated about a year before. We had never "done the no pants dance" but we had gotten close and she decided to come over drunk. First thing she does is just rip her clothes off and i took mine off and i noticed something wierd around her vagina i thought it was lent from her undies. I had left my shirt and boxers on because i was a stud that did girls with my clothes on. Anyway, so a minute into it i smell something and look down and there is white stuff ALL over me, the condom, my shirt and my boxers, and also the bed. So i just stop and pretend i was done and was like well oops im sorry that was so short my bad. I changed boxers and washed my hands but i forgot to change shirts so anyway about fifteen of the most awkward minutes of my life were sitting in my living room and im waiting for her to go back to school for soccer and i look down and see what was still on my shirt. God it was terrible i ran to the bathroom and threw up. I came back out in a new shirt and got her the hell out of there. The funniest part about it was when i only told one of my best friends and then i get a call a few weeks later from a friend i hadn't spoken to in a few months and he says, "What the F*** did you have sex with her too it hurts soooo bad when i pee." So i told him what happened and he called her and said. "B**** what is wrong with your vag. It turned out she had a yeast infection and lets say it was the first and only one i have ever experienced and am not proud of it.
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