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Use the pocketknife to threaten the people in the house. This is because, as the theif has taken everything of value, it can't POSSIBLY be MY house, because there isn't anything of value here. This means that I'm in someone else's house looking for valuables, so, I threaten the kindly seniors who live here with the pocket knife, saying, "this never happened," repeatedly, all the while backing towards the door. At that point, I run out the door, cut their phone line so they can't call the police, get electrocuted, run screaming into the street, get hit by a car.
Err... yeah.
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Your arms are broken!
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