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Last person on earth... wow. the possibilities.
1) well, I would look around town for something entertaining, like a sledgehammer or something. Then i would smash some stuff cuz i like hitting things with sledgehammers.
2) Id loot! look around for diary's or secret things of my neighbors, they have to have their own porn stash somewhere in their basement or something.
3) I would get some guns and ammunition. No animals near me, but just target practice on stuff couldn't hurt.
4) I would go get one of the fastest cars and got to DC and see the secrets of the nation.
5) Go to Tops or w/e and get all the vitamins i could find so i wouldn't get scurvy or anything after everything rots.
6) If the vitamin thing doesn't work, I would maybe learn to farm or something. I would go to the local pound and get a bunch of animals and let the rest loose. All the Shih-Tzus would be mine!
7) after that day is done, i would go back to my home, mourn for hours, accept the fact that what is done is done. After like... a week of fun stuff like this, i would probably kill myself in fear of something bad happening to me like, falling off a cliff or something. I want my death to be known by me beforehand. So after praying for forgiveness of my suicide, i would do some thing quick and/ or painless. Sleep aid, throat cut, somethin easy.
8) Re-assure myself that everything happens for a reason.
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Check and mate, now king me.
-Homer
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