Chances are I'd kill myself right off the bat. Why stockpile everything? Chances are it'll be destroyed as soon as a storm, tornado, etc. hits wherever you stockpiled it and I for sure am not one man army enough to build a complex to store all of the world's junk. No reason for me to go around places (Well, not sure how I'd get there) because when I travel it's nice to get the nicest things, but who is going to make you the finest foods? Treat you great? Etc.
I think given a chance I'd nuke myself. Just end it there. Sit down with a bottle of alcohol and pull the pin on a nuke while at a nuclear power plant. At least I'd have the most extravagant death the world's ever seen.
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I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, "I'm going to mop the floor with your face." I said, "You'll be sorry." He said, "Oh, yeah? Why?" I said, "Well, you won't be able to get into the corners very well."
Emo Philips
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