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Poetry Humor - A classic!
The National Poetry Contest had come down to two semifinalists---
A Yale graduate and a redneck from Alabama.
They were given a word, then allowed two minutes to study the word and come up with a poem that contained the word. The word they were given was "Timbuktu".
First to recite his poem was the Yale graduate.He stepped to the microphone and said:
Slowly across the desert sand,
Trekked a lonely caravan.
Men on camels, two by two
Destination-Timbuktu.
The crowd went crazy! No way could the redneck top that, they thought.
The redneck calmly made his way to the microphone and recited:
Me and Tim a huntin we went,
Met three whores in a pop up tent.
They was three, and we was two
So I bucked one, and Timbuktu.
The redneck won hands down!
Glad
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I'm "Glad I Ate Her" because the payback was worth it!!
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