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Jesus' Ethnicity
Scholars have long debated the exact ethnicity and nationality of Jesus. Recently, biblical scholars had a heated debate on this subject. One by one, they offered their evidence:
Evidence Jesus Was Mexican:
His first name was Jesus.
He was bilingual.
He was always being harassed by the authorities.
Evidence Jesus Was Black:
He called everybody "brother."
He liked gospel.
He couldn't get a fair trial.
Evidence Jesus Was Jewish:
He went into his father's business.
He lived at home until he was 33.
He was sure his mother was a virgin, and his mother was sure he was God.
Evidence Jesus Was Italian:
He talked with his hands.
He had wine with every meal.
He used olive oil.
Evidence Jesus Was A Californian:
He never cut his hair.
He walked around barefoot.
He started a new religion.
Evidence Jesus Was Irish:
He never got married.
He was always telling stories.
He loved green pastures.
Evidence Jesus Was A Woman:
He had to feed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food.
He kept trying to get the message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it.
Even when he was dead, he had to get up because there was more work for him to do.
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