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Autohypochondriac
We all know what a hypochondriac is: someone who always thinks they're sick to the point that they make themselves sick. Well I've finally figured out that I must be an autohypochondriac: I keep believing there's something wrong with my car until I make my car sick. Everey little bump, every little noise, every little thing about my car means something. And since I don't know a damn thing about cars, I assume the worst. And then, eventually, it comes true. And it just keeps happening. My tires blow out, my struts get destroyed, my check engine light comes on, my dashboard short circuits, etc. And it just keeps going. I hope this last round of repairs will last me for a while but I'm still on the edge of my seat with every bump and noise. So I guess what I'm trying to say is, I hate cars.
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