i ALMOST started jerking off across the room from my sister.
i was like, looking at something really hot in a magazine, and i started getting a erector (ahaha, JACK), and then I realized my sister was in the room, i flipped the page real quick and crossed my legs. I was sooooo red, i just snapped out of the high and died of relief that my sister didn't notice.
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" Besides the noble art of getting things done, there is the noble art of leaving things undone.
The wisdom of life consists in the elimination of non-essentials."
- Lin Yutang
hearts, by d.a.
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