07-01-2005, 08:42 PM
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Junkie
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It's official, it's BS.
http://www.nfl.com/nflnetwork/story/8612044
Quote:
Owens-Porter rumors skewered
Adam Schefter By Adam Schefter
Special to NFL.com
(July 1, 2005) -- A rumor that makes as much sense as Philip Rivers to the 49ers for the No. 1 overall pick has made its rounds on the Internet: Terrell Owens to the Raiders for Jerry Porter.
Due to salary-cap constraints -- suffocating ones -- the trade could not be completed, no way. Yet in journalism school, the first thing they taught me was, "If your mother tells you she loves you, check it out."
Well, I'm still trying to confirm that my mother loves me, but I have confirmed something else. This trade is positively not happening.
This is the conclusion drawn from an e-mail floated to an Oakland front-office man about the possibility of a trade going through and T.O. and Randy Moss playing together.
The Raiders' official e-mailed response: "It's absolutely (B.S.). Do not think twice about it. Keep grilling."
Well, in that case, burger or brat?
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