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Originally Posted by Mr Mephisto
I ate flowers and had sex with an ugly chick.
This is a very distilled summary of a rather unusual night.
Mr Mephisto
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Who hasn't? A friend of mine humped a fugly fat chick and the next day, he was bragging all about how he did a hottie until I showed him a photo of who he really did
man, was he pissed
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Looking out the window, that's an act of war. Staring at my shoes, that's an act of war. Committing an act of war? Oh you better believe that's an act of war
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