Sorry, but Guinness is every bit the mass produced commercial crap that any of the rest of the aforementioned are. Or, to stick that on its head, Bud is an excellent American Premium Lager; Coors, a lousy American Standard Lager; Heinekin a So-So Northern German Style Pilsner; and Guinness, a fair example of an Irish stout, but not even the best one in Ireland. Not really appealing styles to me.
Want a real beer? Try a Riverhorse Special, a Stone IPA, a Fat Tire, a Grant's Perfect Porter, or any of 27000 other brews from smaller breweries that are more interested in making beer that tastes good, not convincing you that their beer will make you strong or sexy.
// rant
Funny joke, though.
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