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1. Last Tuesday, while me and my friend Adam were starting to get high on couple hoots and then I panicked and told him to jump out of the car, so we jumped out and while we're standing outside of the car, there was billions of mosquito biting the shit outta us and we had no clue as to why we were standing outside of the car.
2. Same friend, long time ago, we were getting high on the way to the movie theater to meet my brother and his girlfriend and her friends. Once we got there, we parked the car in a parking garage. Watched Spiderman 2 (I was passed out the whole time) and when the movie was over, we went out to the parking garage and got to the spot where we supposely parked. Only problem was that the car wasn't there. We looked all over the place thinking that we were stoned and might've parked somewhere else on the level. But, it turns out that we were still kinda high and the car was on another level. Doh!
3. Ran through the neighbour's field naked
4. Once tried ordering "Big wack and a large quickie" at Mcdonalds
5. Had a fight with myself in the mirror
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