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Tilted Cat Head
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Location: Manhattan, NY
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thanks mal.. you just reminded me of Inconsiderate Cell Phone man!!!!
http://icpm.8m.com/
Quote:
"You smell like bacon sir" -- obviously funny because Rob can't smell over the phone! Duh, Rob!
Laughing at the funural -- The way he laughs is so great and inappropriate. I love it.
"It's pronounced Areola" -- Why would anyone be yapping loudly about the circle around your nipple?
"Mauled by a tiger?!?!" -- This line was the reason that they had to revise the first spot. They changed it after the Sigfried and Roy incident.
"Hold on this is important...Hey dude, whatsup?" -- Again, the tone and the smile here make it, as well as the way he looks directly at the bride.
"Ohhhh, I dunno. Probably turkey on whole wheat" -- It's not that he is ordering the food, but merely speculating as to what he MIGHT have during this business meeting.
"HA HA HA, Marty, you're a joker" -- Again, priceless laugh while someone who clearly just poured their heart out in therapy is bawling.
"Tell you what, frome here, she looks pretty cute" -- Not only do you have to wonder how he got the judge's gavel, but the fact that he disagrees with the other person on the phone implies that the other person is also in the courtroom, looking at the same girl. Hilarious!
"Oh, well happy birthday to you Nana" -- The way he says it implies something terribly funny. "Nana" must have said "Happy birthday" and he replies with "Oh, well happy birthday to you Nana."
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Last edited by Cynthetiq; 06-29-2005 at 12:22 PM..
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