If I had a dollar for every time some @$$ in my college class didn't bother to TURN OFF their stupid cell phone ringer, I wouldn't be $27K in debt with college loans right now.
Seriously. When I'm a professor you'd better turn off your damn microchip implant (or whatever we have that replaces the cell phone) or I will reserve the right to lower your final grade by one point every time your phone rings.
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Sage knows our mythic history, King Arthur's and Sir Caradoc's
She answers hard acrostics, has a pretty taste for paradox
She quotes in elegiacs all the crimes of Heliogabalus
In conics she can floor peculiarities parabolous -C'hi
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