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-Frequently wears black clothing.
I have a large collection of black T shirts, so what
-Wears band and/or rock t-shirts.
and most of them are black
-Associates with other people that dress, act or speak eccentrically.
Hell, everyone I like could be classified as eccentric
-Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the Bible, prayer, church or sports.
Can't say my interest has declined, it's hard to go below 0
-Drinks alcohol.
Ya
-Complains of boredom.
Not when I drink
-Sleeps too excessively or too little.
So exactly how much to you need to sleep to avoid Gothism?
-Is excessively awake during the night.
It's called insomnia
-Demands an unusual amount of privacy.
Comes with the territory when you live in a small house
-Spends large amounts of time alone.
If you don't like people, it's a preferable state of being
-Requests time alone and quietness.
Ahhh, quiet
-Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and elders are but a few examples of this.
I'm nice to teachers, screw the rest of them
-Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources. (Ask your local church for proper programs that your child may watch.)
I'll ask, but only so I can avoid them
-Plays videos games that contains violence or are of a role-playing nature.
Kill, Kill, Kill
-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer.
No boredom, no alcohol, and no internet? Are you f'ing nuts?
-Makes Satanic symbols and/or violently shakes head to music.
If it's any good, my head is shaking
-Expresses an interest in sex.
So where do little non-Goths come from?
Damn, I'm a middle aged Goth.
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