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Old 06-27-2005, 12:08 PM   #6 (permalink)
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[ ]Frequently wears black clothing.
[ ]Wears band and/or rock t-shirts.
[ ]Wears excessive black eye makeup, lipstick or nailpolish.
[X]Wears any odd, silver jewelry or symbols. Some of these include: reversed crosses, pentagrams, pentacles, ankhs or various other Satanic worshipping symbols.*
Does a necklace with a scorpio logo on it count?
[X]Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos.
[ ]Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of music. (Marilyn Manson claims to be the anti-Christ, and publicly speaks against the Lord. Please discard any such albums IMMEDIATELY.)*
[X]Associates with other people that dress, act or speak eccentrically.*
I hang out with computer programmers and stoners and not one time did I ever understood them
[X]Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the Bible, prayer, church or sports.*
The bible, prayer, and church has never been my thing, sports on the other hand...
[ ]Shows an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic, the occult, witchcraft or anything else that involves Satan.
[X]Takes drugs.*
[X]Drinks alcohol.*
[X]Is suicidal and/or depressed.
[ ]Cuts, burns or partakes in any other method of self-mutilation. (This is a Satanic ritual that uses pain to detract from the light of God and His love. Please seek immediate attention for this at your local mental health center.)
[X]Complains of boredom.*
I'm bored now, how's that?
[X]Sleeps too excessively or too little.*
[X]Is excessively awake during the night.*
[X]Dislikes sunlight or any other form of light. (This pertains to vampires promoting the idea that His light is of no use.)*
I lost count how many times I told everybody to turn off the light whenever I'm outside
[X]Demands an unusual amount of privacy.*
[X]Spends large amounts of time alone.
[X]Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your child may speak to evil sprits through meditation.)*
[X]Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult.*
[X]Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and elders are but a few examples of this.*
[X]Misbehaves at school.
[X]Misbehaves at home.
Have I ever behaved?
[ ]Eats goth-related foods. Count Dracula cereal is an example of this.*
[ ]Drinks blood or expresses an interest in drinking blood. (Vampires believe this is how to attain Satan. This act is very dangerous and should be stopped immediately.)
[X]Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources. (Ask your local church for proper programs that your child may watch.)*
[X]Plays videos games that contains violence or are of a role-playing nature.*
[X]Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer.*
[X]Makes Satanic symbols and/or violently shakes head to music.*
Who the fuck doesn't violently shake head to music?
[X]Dances to music in a provocative or sexual manner.*
[X]Expresses an interest in sex.*
[XXXXXXXX]Masturbates*
nuf said
[ ]Is homosexual and/or bisexual.
[ ]Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism, Scientology, Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism.
[ ]Wears pins, stickers or anything else that contains these various phrases: "I'm so gothic, I'm dead", "woe is me", "I'm a goth".
[ ]Claims to be a goth.
Well shit, I'm gothic...

Hell, if everybody, beside church freaks, answered the questions, they'll be gothic too
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