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Free Mars!
Location: I dunno, there's white people around me saying "eh" all the time
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[ ]Frequently wears black clothing.
[ ]Wears band and/or rock t-shirts.
[ ]Wears excessive black eye makeup, lipstick or nailpolish.
[X]Wears any odd, silver jewelry or symbols. Some of these include: reversed crosses, pentagrams, pentacles, ankhs or various other Satanic worshipping symbols.*
Does a necklace with a scorpio logo on it count?
[X]Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos.
[ ]Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of music. (Marilyn Manson claims to be the anti-Christ, and publicly speaks against the Lord. Please discard any such albums IMMEDIATELY.)*
[X]Associates with other people that dress, act or speak eccentrically.*
I hang out with computer programmers and stoners and not one time did I ever understood them
[X]Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the Bible, prayer, church or sports.*
The bible, prayer, and church has never been my thing, sports on the other hand...
[ ]Shows an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic, the occult, witchcraft or anything else that involves Satan.
[X]Takes drugs.*
[X]Drinks alcohol.*
[X]Is suicidal and/or depressed.
[ ]Cuts, burns or partakes in any other method of self-mutilation. (This is a Satanic ritual that uses pain to detract from the light of God and His love. Please seek immediate attention for this at your local mental health center.)
[X]Complains of boredom.*
I'm bored now, how's that?
[X]Sleeps too excessively or too little.*
[X]Is excessively awake during the night.*
[X]Dislikes sunlight or any other form of light. (This pertains to vampires promoting the idea that His light is of no use.)*
I lost count how many times I told everybody to turn off the light whenever I'm outside
[X]Demands an unusual amount of privacy.*
[X]Spends large amounts of time alone.
[X]Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your child may speak to evil sprits through meditation.)*
[X]Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult.*
[X]Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and elders are but a few examples of this.*
[X]Misbehaves at school.
[X]Misbehaves at home.
Have I ever behaved?
[ ]Eats goth-related foods. Count Dracula cereal is an example of this.*
[ ]Drinks blood or expresses an interest in drinking blood. (Vampires believe this is how to attain Satan. This act is very dangerous and should be stopped immediately.)
[X]Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources. (Ask your local church for proper programs that your child may watch.)*
[X]Plays videos games that contains violence or are of a role-playing nature.*
[X]Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer.*
[X]Makes Satanic symbols and/or violently shakes head to music.*
Who the fuck doesn't violently shake head to music?
[X]Dances to music in a provocative or sexual manner.*
[X]Expresses an interest in sex.*
[XXXXXXXX]Masturbates*
nuf said 
[ ]Is homosexual and/or bisexual.
[ ]Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism, Scientology, Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism.
[ ]Wears pins, stickers or anything else that contains these various phrases: "I'm so gothic, I'm dead", "woe is me", "I'm a goth".
[ ]Claims to be a goth.
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Well shit, I'm gothic...
Hell, if everybody, beside church freaks, answered the questions, they'll be gothic too
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Looking out the window, that's an act of war. Staring at my shoes, that's an act of war. Committing an act of war? Oh you better believe that's an act of war
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