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I come from a hunting family. The only people in the military were in it for WWII and only oneo f them served over seas so I wouldn't join the military probably (bad knees, can't run, you know...) but if they were in Texas or something I'm a pretty good shot with a deer rifle, so I'd do my part until they filled me with holes.
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I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, "I'm going to mop the floor with your face." I said, "You'll be sorry." He said, "Oh, yeah? Why?" I said, "Well, you won't be able to get into the corners very well."
Emo Philips
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