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Originally Posted by Blackthorn
She should break that candy bar up into little pieces and sprinkle it on top of her favorite ice cream and enjoy every free bite of it.
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Then after she enjoys her 100 Grand Sundae she should go celebrate by buying a new minivan, start paying for a house and then go on a shopping spree with her children.
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I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, "I'm going to mop the floor with your face." I said, "You'll be sorry." He said, "Oh, yeah? Why?" I said, "Well, you won't be able to get into the corners very well."
Emo Philips
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