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Originally Posted by ShaniFaye
Its not as bad as having to tell the cops what I did on sunday....that your ex husband broke into you and your fiance's room to steal your strap on and proceeded to also steal your lube and use your vcr to watch porn and masturbate in your bedroom while smoking crack.
I'd rather explain dog poo any day 
I hope your doggie is ok!!! |
Previous partner physically pushed past protected property, pilferring purple phallic playtoy, plus, performed perverted "Pope polishing"?