Good one! That reminds me of another joke that was posted here about the little girl on the bike and the mounted policeman.
The cop asks the little girl "Is that your bike?"
The little girl says "Yep, Santa brought it."
The copy hands her a ticket and says "Well, next time tell Santa to put a reflector on it."
The little girl says "Is that your horse?"
The copy says "Yeah."
The little girl asks "Did Santa bring it?"
"Sure," answers the bemused cop.
"Well, next year tell Santa the prick goes under the horse, not on top!"
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